What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Are democrats eating crow?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

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